What the f@#! is a “Blog Opera”?

“Boy, you got a reputation, but you’re gonna have to prove it.  I see a little hesitation.  Am I gonna have to show you that if it feels right get on your marks.  Step to the beat boy, that’s what it’s for.”

~ Madonna

A blog by definition, a compound of the words web log, is a personal journal published online consisting of discrete entries.  While similar in format, a “blog opera” differs because entries are sometimes fictional and inspired by featured music.

In the case of “Chronicling the Moon” the blog opera is inspired by, and features the music of – Madonna.  And, unlike a traditional blog, entries are not chronological.   The storyline explores polarizing women throughout history, and why men, like me, are drawn to them.  Posts span centuries and rotate between the past and present.

Close up, each entry is intended to stand on its own merit.  Readers can join in at any time.  But, like a mosaic, the more details you take in, the more “Chronicling the Moon / Confessions of a Madonna Fan” comes into perspective.

An opera is nothing if not raw emotion, so complimenting my fictitious life is my nonfiction.  These “confessionals” are more introspective, told by me at various stages in my life.

I am an only child, born in the early 1970′s and raised to be Catholic in the Midwestern United States.  I was part of the first generation of gay men to sexually awaken to a post-AIDS world.  Many have forgotten, or simply don’t comprehend, how much more scary times were for gay men not so very long ago.  Here one day – cough, cough – gone the next.  Thankfully, through it all, I had a fairy God-diva at my side.  She encouraged me to dance and love unconditionally, to live and one day tell.

That day is today.

Like my icon, the goal of this project is ambitious, but I am dedicated to providing the best experience for those following.  If Madonna has taught me anything it’s to be both truthful and daring, to never give up, and to always respect my audience.  I intend to honor these principles.

For project discussions and Madonna updates, I’ve created a facebook page, and for quotes and articles relating to the story you can follow me on twitter.

Thank you for supporting “Chronicling the Moon / Confessions of a Madonna Fan” and giving me the chance to share my stories, for letting me whisper in your ear an invitation to the dance of life…

Guy Penn

Confessions of a Madonna Fan

Chronicling the Moon (Fiction)

Before disappearing behind a cloud, Dita replied, “Of course, Truman, Earth is your home.”

“Would you build me a bridge, if I asked you too?”

Dita understood I didn’t mean literally, so she smiled and replied, “Depends where you’re traveling, Truman.”

“Back to Earth,” I clarified with a grin. “Would you build me a bridge should I return from the moon?”

My eyes grew heavy, my thoughts effervescent.  Before slipping into my slumber, Dita blanketed me with a parting spell…

“Although you are waning, when I think of you, I will start to glow…”

When I was alive, I believed that witches were loveless old hags who preyed on children and worshiped Satan.  This stereotype, I’ve since discovered, couldn’t be further from the truth.

Not only are witches caring and often beautiful, they’re also extremely devoted to God… or rather, God’s return.

I wouldn’t compare witches to nuns; they live by a very different code. But I’d argue nuns look spoon-fed when compared to the sacrifices of the witch.

I’m more inclined to compare witches to warriors.  While she may not wield a sword or slay her opponent on a battlefield, a witch’s wounds run deep, and her threshold for pain is unparalleled.

I was once an altar boy who aspired to be a priest.  I never consider myself the haunting kind, never imagined that in death I’d be defending witches… But unique circumstances have brought me here.

This blog is a chronicle of my mystical journey, my travels through time with witch named Dita.

Our story offers a different take on the dark and a caution about the light.

This is the truth about witches, the unsung daughters of God.

Respectfully,

Man on the Moon.

 

Paradise Not for Me

“There is a light above my head.”

                  

Executioner, Jean Rombauda, didn’t realize Anne Boleyn had requested him by name, nor did the French swordsman recall meeting her in the past.  Still, while everyone knew about Henry VIII’s infamous second wife, Jean couldn’t shake the feeling that Anne Boleyn’s execution on May 19, 1536, was more personal than routine.  The experience was uncomfortably familiar, like he knew the Queen and, worse yet, had beheaded her before.

Seconds before being blindfolded, Anne Boleyn locked gazes with Jean Rombauda.  When she noticed her reflection starring back, she smiled and whispered something.  While no one other than Jean knew what she had said, it was evident the executioner was visibly shaken, uncharacteristically sympathetic to England’s condemned Queen.  Out of kindness, he committed to slicing off her head with one forceful blow to the back of her neck.  And as he swung, as if to grant Anne Boleyn the perception of living a few seconds more, Jean Rombauda shouted, “Where is my sword?”

Jean Rombauda never repeated what Anne Boleyn had whispered to him.  Spooked by the experience, he distanced himself from any notoriety that came with being the Queen’s executioner.  He eventually stopped performing executions altogether and moved to the french countryside, where alone he lived to be a very old man.

Years later, on the moonlit night of an old man’s death…

Ill with a fever, Jean Rombauda counted along with a distant church bell.  Upon hearing an unexpected thirteenth toll, he opened his eyes one last time.

Beside his bed, paying her respects was a hooded woman covered in white lace and ivory silk.  By candlelight, the regal woman’s diamonds sparkled like a constellation in the sky.  She seemed more celestial than human, so Jean asked, “Are you an angel, here to escort me to heaven?”

The woman chuckled and lower her hood.  “Who are the angels,” she asked? “Surely, not me.”

After removing a glove, the woman leaned in and caressed her exposed hand along Jean’s cheek. “We have never met, dear heart,” she explained. “But you knew my mother, you knew her well.”

Jean squinted at the visitor through his fever.  The woman’s frosted skin glowed iridescently like the moonlight, yet her insanely red hair burned like a torch.

When Jean realized who the woman was at his bedside, he shed a tear and asked, “Are you here to avenge your mother, Your Grace? Have you come to collect my soul?”

“No, Executioner,” the woman replied, while tucking wisps of grey hair behind his ear. “I am here to set you free.”

Bedridden in a stone cottage on the French countryside, alone with the Virgin Queen in a sliver of time that proceeds the midnight hour, an old man named Jean Rombauda exhaled a final time.

As he did, Queen Elizabeth I waded deep into the eyes of her mother’s executioner.  After a spell, she smiled at Anne Boleyn’s reflection starring back at her.  Together, the two witches then recited the words Jean Rombauda, the executioner, had refused to ever speak…

“My life goes on but not the same. Into your eyes, my face remains.”